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Pariah
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 Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:49 pm Post subject: Bar Joke 1 |
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Making a bet at a bar
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
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Squarebob Spongepants
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Only one word can describe this.............. funny....... and maybe a little stupid... we need more jokes.  |
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Pariah
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Go find some and post em. I will also add some more jokes soon.
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I got some jokes. I'll post them later.
That is funny
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